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Week 11 of the 2012 NFL season was perhaps the wildest one yet, even though there were hardly any upsets. For the bulk of most of the games, everything was going wrong for the favorites. For those of us in Pick 'Em leagues, there was much tugging of collars. I mean, at one point, the Houston Texans were losing to the Jacksonville Jaguars like 75-3. Or something. I kind of blacked out.

But then, everything was fine! Hooray! Unless you're a Browns or Jags or Lions or Cardinals fan or something and just watched your team slowly give away a win. I guess things were less-good for you. But you can take comfort in these GIFs of winning teams playing badly. Chuckle and try to forget the grim reality of Week 11. We make these for you, in order for us to heal together through mockery of public failure. It's a valuable service, which is why you keep coming back. That's what I keep telling myself, anyway.

Here are the worst NFL plays for the week of Nov. 13-19.

Worst Fumble

Player: Arian Foster

Date: Nov. 18

Two fumbles for the price of one! The Texans somehow ended up winning this game and I still have no idea how. They were getting blown out by the Jaguars' backup quarterback and then they just decided to win, instead. So weird. I don't know if this game will hurt them in the power rankings or bump them up from No. 1 to like Super-1. But man, things looked real, real bad in this game for quite some time.

This fumble is a pretty good visual representation of how badly the Texans were playing. Arian Foster seems to just chuck the ball away and the Jaguars follow up with an intentional-unintentional-intentional fumble in response to pick up a healthy chunk of bonus yardage on the turnover, just to be jerks about it. This is a special sort of fumble. The sort of fumble that can send the fans of even the strongest team in the NFL into fits of unparalleled despair. Isn't that right, forlorn Texans fans?

Been there, bro.

Worst Interception

Player: Matt Ryan

Date: Nov. 18

You know who else looked incredi-awful for most of their game on Sunday? The Atlanta Falcons! Matt Ryan was something like 1-27 on pass attempted with negative-27 yards and the Arizona Cardinals were just sort of stomping on his neck for the whole first half. Not in a mean way or anything. More of a workmanlike stomping. Just a shrugging sort of "Eh, it's a living" blue collar neck-stomp. Respectable and respectful.

And again, the Falcons turned things around late in the game. This appeared to be the nail in the coffin. Matty "The Worst Nickname In Football" Ice was leading his team on what looked like another fourth-quarter scoring drive when he gave up this doink-off-the-helmet interception to "Hector 'Macho' Camacho" Sam Acho. (Trademark and copyright Future Chris Berman.) And the Falcons still won. Maybe the NFL teams are just trying to give all the degenerate gamblers heart attacks.

Worst Timeout

Team: Detroit Lions

Date: Nov. 18

The Green Bay Packers lined up for a 58-yard field goal attempt in the fourth quarter, thus completely sending the Detroit Lions into a panic because who throws a shoe, honestly? Jim Schwartz knew he had to act fast, so he called a time out so the Lions could get a better field goal defense on the field. That's the kind of awesome clock management that wins football games. The textbook timeout with 13:40 left in the fourth quarter. I think Jim Schwartz feels that was totally worth it. Look at this look of calm confidence on the man's face.

See? Not at all shifty, perplexed, baffled, or out-smarted. Just a man who is in no way peeing himself a tiny little bit.

Worst Missed Tackle

Team: Houston Texans

Date: Nov. 18

Massive 80-plus-yard touchdowns from your second-stringer to your rookie quarterback. Just another day at the office for the Jacksonville Jaguars! If you only had this GIF to go on, you'd think the 2012 Jaguars were some unstoppable juggernaut of a football team. Unfortunately, there's that sad reality of "literally everything that exists outside this GIF" that makes that statement untrue.

But the real stars of this GIF are the Texans secondary. Colliding with one another rather than making the tackle on Justin Blackmon. Getting shoved about 15 yards downfield and falling, taking your teammate out in the process. We secretly replaced the Texans defensive backs with four sauced-up Davids Hasselhoff. Let's see if anyone notices.

Worst Sack

Player: Tony Romo

Date: Nov. 18

Let's talk about Doug Free, shall we? He's Dallas Cowboys No. 68 in this GIF. Note how he effortlessly allows Jabaal Sheard into the pocket! Barely even a move, just "hup" and he's barreling toward Tony Romo, with Free offering a meek right-hand nudge to the back. During this replay, the announcers were speechless about Free's "blocking." "That's ... that's ... that is ... that is inferior play," was eventually all they could offer as explanation for what Doug Free was bringing to the table there. Admittedly, it is difficult to accurately describe the play without some sort of compound epithet involving the word "horse."

This isn't the week's Worst Sack because it's the hardest hit or the most damaging to the team. It's the worst sack because a tackle just let a guy right in with no argument and Romo just went "WELP" and sat down. Sheard didn't really "tackle" Romo so much as he missed an axe-bomber clothesline and Romo said, "JUST SITTIN DOWN ON M'BOTTOM IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU, FELLA!" Shameful all the way around.

Worst Defense

Team: Baltimore Ravens

Date: Nov. 18

This GIF is significantly enhanced if you make the Curly-from-the Three Stooges "WoooWOOWOOWOOWOO" sound the whole time. Or combine it with the Hanna-Barbera "running" sound. Any amount of cartoonish sound effects will make this better. But mercy me, those four Ravens defenders just jogging slowly after Byron Leftwich are a sight to behold. Also funny: Leftwich unnecessarily doing a commando roll and coming up clutching his collarbone.

Luckily, Ben Roethlisberger just loves touchdowns.

yeeeeee *snort* a hee heee *snort* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Worst Touchdown Celebration

Player: Jacoby Jones

Date: Nov. 18

Jones has done something like this before. Sort of an air-Benihana chef. Either that, or the world's worst hambone solo. But there's something that makes this one extra-awful. I think it's the "presenting" portion as the net is going up, where he is sassily like, "Do you see what I have made for you? Well, how about what I have on this side of the table?" And then he finishes it off with a weird arm-wrench that just makes me think of Terry Crews dancing. Then I get angry I'm not watching Terry Crews dancing, so I just watch that GIF instead. Way to go, Jacoby Jones. Now you've just reminded everyone how less-cool than Terry Crews you are. I hope you're happy.

Worst Pass

Player: Tony Romo

Date: Nov. 18

Into the ground you go, football! This pass was so bad that the stats didn't even list who the intended target was. Probably because there wasn't one. You know this is a lousy pass because check out how crazily it bounces! And in so many directions! Soft hands on that sideline dude, though. Good hustle, kid. Good game.

Worst Play

Team: Pittsburgh Steelers

Date: Nov. 18

Yes, the final play in a game well out of hand is usually sad and silly, but there is something especially sad and silly about these pudgy bees doing the full bucket-brigade routine with the ol' pigskin before duffing it over to the Ravens for good. The most pathetic bees these old eyes have ever seen. Sorry, bees. Go get 'em next time.

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Source: https://www.sbnation.com/2012/11/20/3668528/the-week-in-worst-nfl-gifs

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